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[backstabbing]

so how are you and your boyfriend doing?

voice because f u he's calling; (why was this screened)

[bravelypees]

[There's a bit of fumbling with the watch because he's still not used to it but:]

Would you quit it?!

audio;

[loudnoises]

Jean, some guy's bugging me tell you to go to these combat classes. Kinda have to agree with him— your form looked pretty shitty last I saw. You slacking on your hand-to-hand again?

Anyway, I'll go this time and let you know how it is.

[ that's all he has to say, though jean gets to listen to the inside of eren's pocket for about two minutes because how do these fucking watches even work. ]

audio;

[bravelypees]

I don't need to know hand-to-hand so long as I know how to use our swords.

[not that he sounds 100% sure there. Maybe 85% sure...]

( voicemail. BACKDATED TO w6, d1. )

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Jean Kirstein, this is the Master Chief. Please report your status.

[bravelypees]

Alive and [mostly] uninjured, sir. I'm guessing you're the same?

audio;

[loudnoises]

[ he can put up with two idiots yelling and chattering away at the asscrack of dawn. kind of. it's annoying and he does eventually kick Jean out but he's too groggy to actually comprehend what happened.

until several hours later, when: ]

JEAN.

[bravelypees]

[YOU KNOW THE BENEFIT OF PEOPLE CALLING HIM IS THAT HE CAN HANG UP WHEN THEY SOUND ANGRY.






SO YEAH, HE'S JUST HANGING UP.]

text;

[floramentirosa]

well well well so your mancrush gave us all a heads-up that your birthday happened. three questions:

1. so how old are you in horse years?

2. when's the bacherlorette party?

3. when's the wedding?

either way i have the PERFECT present in mind now

permatext;

[bravelypees]

shut up

audio;

[jackbotsattack]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

[He's doing this just to be obnoxious.]

permavoice;

[bravelypees]

[the dryest tone ever:]

Thanks.

audio; (W6, D7) D48 8:02PM

[demarcates]

Would you like a key next time or do you want us to just toss him out the back window so you can just have a field day without property destruction?

[ because he's totally wiling to hook you up with either. yeah hi, this is one of zelos' roommates sob. ]

perma-audio; 8:34 pm

[bravelypees]

Should you really be complaining? I'm pretty sure they came and stole my door as payback.

[happy birthday to him]

video;

[murderring]

[Prepare yourself for the most awkward birthday message and SMILING BAKURA???]

Hello! Thank you for saving me the other day.

I'm sorry, I didn't know where to get you a card.... but I hope you have a happy birthday. Maybe we can play a game together sometime. [He says without even asking if Jean likes games]

Um.. well... goodbye!

video;

[bravelypees]

[Wow, he hates all these birthday reminders but even he's got to admit this is pretty... charming. In a way.]

You don't need to get me anything.

[Muttered. More importantly:] What's the game?

[text]

[neverforgets]

Happy Birthday!

When are you coming over to fix our door?

omfg people stop texting him he's awful at this

[bravelypees]

yeah ger took mine i dont thiink you should bee as king me thattt

text

[iaijutsu]

Happy birthday.

We're still training.

[Getting thrown around to make you a better fighter is the greatest and most precious birthday present a Saitou can give. Treasure it, Jean.]

[bravelypees]

i figurredg

[a moment's hesitation before he sends another text]

youre not gonna do anything weird for mybirthday are you

Audio/

[anythingyousay]

[Right at the start of the power switch plot.]

Hey there, I'm doing just a basic inquiry. Have you been feeling weird today?

[bravelypees]

No? It's a bit hot, that's it.

text ; w7d2

[shortening]

you weren't present this morning.

[bravelypees]

waht yes i wasf

video; backdated to week 6 day 7

[blossomgale]

[ Blame Zelos. ]

Hello. I wished you a big Happy Birthday.

SO HAPPY YOU TAGGED ME

[bravelypees]

Yeah, th--

[he was gonna give a dry response but then he finally realizes who is actually talking. so young...

his voice becomes gentler.]

–Thanks. You know Zelos?

[who knew that guy talked to little kids.]

W8 ; D1 ; text;

[floramentirosa]

last week was rough shit. PLEASE tell me you're back to normal.

because that was EXTREMELY awkward.

[translation: 'hi jean, this is minatsuki, just checking up on you be cause holy shit one of your comrades turned into a Titan and it got me thinking.']

[bravelypees]

yeah im fine do yoju have a ny extra clean sheets

week 8, day 2 ; text

[luxuriant]

So how is everything? Nice and back to normal?

1/2

[bravelypees]

i came back to my room and found a sex toly in my d eask

week 8 ; day 1

[loudnoises]

have you seen armin

[bravelypees]

no isnt he hiding with a book like normla

week 8 day 1; casually backdating, nothing to see heeere

[gelu]

[Bro, if only you really knew just how long Jack spent writing and rewriting this text...]

so hey


feeling a bit warmer today ?

[IT WAS A LONG TIME HONEST.....]

i am literally the slowest feel free to ignore this

[bravelypees]

how wthe hell ddoo you putup with that

[oh, he should clarify, shouldn't he?]

yeah imm goodd

week 10, day 1

[backstabbing]

ah yes i keep forgetting that you room with a friend of mine but pray tell dearest jean

has he started leaving corpses rotting about in your dorm yet?

[let's just ignore the shitty past week we've all had by discussing CORPSES shall we?]

pretend this is from week 10 day 3

[thekiller]

master chief 117 is out of commission. any questions, you go to spartan 034.

(xii. i.)

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Kirstein, it's the Master Chief. I need a favor.